Decwsx

my dragons made no promises, and you threatened their m o t h e r.

ihomicide:

i was drawing an elf and then it turned into fenris idk

ihomicide:

i was drawing an elf and then it turned into fenris idk

darthmama:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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I do love this clip.  It’s very true, and why Hubby and I do what we do.  Sometimes it confuses people but the way we see it is that we have hit a point where we manage just fine.  Sure we have bills and such but they are paid regularly and we still put stuff in the bank.  So doing our best to help others where we can, or just make them smile or make their life a little easier just makes sense.  We’re part of this world so we should try and make it a bit better where we can.

tastefullyoffensive:

Awkward Moment Seal [x]

Previously: Best of ‘Business Baby’

buddhistmamaduck:

allthecolorsofdisney:

” Sophie , you’re beautiful! “

          

In the book, Sophie possess a certain kind of magical power - she makes things real by saying them. She can lay spells just by saying them. When she made hats, and she told a hat that it would make a rich young man fall in love with it, a rich young man fell in love with the woman who bought it. When she told a hat it would make some woman look beautiful, everyone knew the mayor’s wife looked positively radiant in it. It’s what drew the Witch to her hat shop in the first place.  When she cursed out a bucket of plant food, it turned to potent weed killer. When she told herself she might as well be an old woman, when she told herself she was doomed to fail, when she told herself she was plain and boring and no one would ever notice her, no one did.

When Howl tried to break the spell on Sophie, and he tried many times, he always failed. Not because his magic was less powerful than the Witch’s, but because it was less powerful than Sophie’s.

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

I meant no offense.
And you’ve given none.

Mercy, ser, mercy!

                                Were it that easy.

tomlinsarse:

MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

Sansa Stark meme || (3/9) Quotes
↳ “What do you pray for, Sansa?”  I pray for Robb’s victory and Joffrey’s death… and for home. For Winterfell.

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong

The City of Chains

injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever