the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant
this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!
that dog is gonna be off his face
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
"Do you know when I was born? On the twentieth of October, in the Year of Our Lord nineteen hundred and eighteen.”
H A P P Y 9 6 T H B I R T H D A Y , S A S S E N A C H !
“Ha!” he said in triumph as the last one came loose, and we laughed together.
|—||Diana Gabaldon Outlander Page 281 (via survivingthewar)|
Oh, you! :B
a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.